My name is Ogilvy.

Bob Ogilvy.

I used to work for the city.

They fired me for correcting a DEI Officer. After he said this thing called Equity was "the foundation of the United States Constitution."

My termination letter said our "values" didn't align.

No kidding.

That firing didn't just cost me my job. It also cost me my house. And my health.

I don't know how things work in your neighborhood, but that's a no-go for a shamus like me.

So now I'm on a mission. To murder DEI.

And if you're thinking this thing doesn't seem too serious, try losing everything you've ever worked for sometime. But we might as well have some fun while we're taking down the bad guys, am I right?

So I wrote this book for the millions of Americans toiling in hostile workplaces, spending their days in fear of saying the wrong thing. Or offending the wrong people. Make no mistake. These Woke jugheads might look and act like palookas, but they're dangerous.

There are quite a few characters in this tale. You know, the usual suspects. Except you probably know them by different names.

So allow me to introduce you to the Five Ducks:

There's this Schmoe. The Sitting Duck. You've seen him. The thing he does best? Collect a paycheck. Looks like this mug is pretty good at eating donuts too.

Then there's this operator. I call him the Lame Duck. But don't let appearances fool you. He ain't no cripple. This stoolie likes sneaking up on people and droppin' a dime to the Big Cheese if he thinks he can get away with it.

The next one's a real doozy. The Dead Duck. They say Dead Ducks tell no tales, but this bozo still spins a whopper. You think, "How dangerous could he be? He's dead." Well, remember Weekend At Bernies? This chump can still cause plenty of trouble.

Then there's the Ugly Duckling. This bird might not be much to look at, but he's got heart. Out of all these lugs, he's the one who might turn out okay.

Finally, there's this straight shooter. The Lucky Duck. This Jasper is okay in my book. We need a stand-up guy, someone we can root for in this comedy of errors.

You'll get to know who's who -- and just as important -- how to survive in a world gone haywire. Without losing your job, your sanity, or your integrity.

And for the love of Mike, don't lose your sense of humor. This DEI deal is a long haul on a bumpy road without one. Just ask a liberal. Those Jamokes haven't been able to take a joke for three decades already.

Listen, this ain't no manifesto. We're poking holes in the idiocy the Left has been peddling for years in these mandated "trainings" of theirs. You know, stuff like:

"The U.S. is built on White Supremacy and White Privilege." Really? Try telling that to a gumshoe who's still living on fifty bucks a day, plus expenses.

Or how about the "reparations" racket and all the other free stuff they keep passing out to whole groups of people who don't work for a living. As if the Federal Reserve hasn't oppressed everyone, regardless of skin color, since 1913, am I right? Give me a break.

Then there's "toxic masculinity." You want to see toxic? Check out the dame with the purple hair, nose ring, and Taylor Swift face tattoo. At least I think it's a dame -- it's so hard to tell these days.

Get ready for a cultural takedown, packed with history, pop culture, plenty of insults, and practical strategies to deal with a Woke world gone wild.

DEI is dying. It's time to finish the job.